This is a snippet from http://www.clientcopia.com and is extremely accurate :
- Client won’t supply content
- Client thinks you’ll magically make up content
- Client thinks you can use a competitor’s content
- Client needs the website to be done ASAP while simultaneously not supplying content or getting back to you during the design process
- Client is computer illiterate and expects you to design a wide-target audience website around their inabilities (IE, no scrolling, “CLICK HERE” on links, etc)
- Client thinks they’re a better graphic/UI designer than you are and micromanages you to ultimately creating a shitty website
- Towards the end of development, the client doesn’t understand why you can’t quickly redesign the whole site based on a sudden whim and still meet the deadline
- Client does not understand “dummy text” and “dummy images” and subsequently hates all design concepts – worse when they still won’t supply text or images
- Potential client doesn’t understand why it costs so much, and classicly always has some friend or relative who’d do it for $30 and a pack of beer
- Job postings that require redundant proficiencies, like Dreamweaver, FrontPage and GoLive
- Job postings that require 5 years expirience, a graphic design major, and proficiency in Java, JavaScript, PHP, CGI, .NET and ASP for $9.25/hr
Alright, I’ve kept quiet for far too long, I just cant take it any more!
The worlds greatest god damn film ever made with more hype than Michael Jackson, Brittney and even OJ combined is hitting theatres within 24 hours.
Whoopidy fuck… I can not understand why this rubbish is so popular! Sex and the City has got to be one of the most irritating shows ever created and even worse I know MEN who enjoy watching it! A friend of mine pinpointed the exact reason people love it. It is voyeuristic and can be shocking for people who live boring lives.
I will outline the basic episode structure for you :
[a bustling coffee shop in a snobby part of New York City]
Samantha (the whore) : Heall yeah I lick assholes, what woman doesn’t.
The brunette : Ewww thats gross! I would never do that… (later she does it)
The ugly red head : Yeah I’ve done that too, probably more times than all of you…guys, guys!! Pay attention to me! my fucking baby and r-tard boyfriend both suck!
Carrie (the one that looks like a camel) : [Narration] So if it is ok for me to lick an asshole, does that mean it’s ok for a guy to lick mine…. later that day i thought about licking assholes a lot when I ran into my flaming gay friend Jose, he told me licking assholes is all the rave.
[A bunch of meaningless shit happens with horrible jokes and some nude scenes]…
[ending scene, Carrie in front of her laptop typing her crappy column]
I guess licking assholes is ok for women in the big apple. Relationships, relationship…Relationships blah blah blah single Relationships upper east side mr. big, gossip girl…
Let me save you the ten bucks – Carrie marries Big and the rest is shit, this movie was created to cash in one last time and the brilliiant marketers did their job well.
Besides, do you really want to pay to stare at this for 2 hours?!
